I woke up to find I was in an old house deep in the snowy mountains. They said I was carried into there with my head being bruised. There were a mistress, who was surrounded by books and pictures and loved camera, and the four maids who smiled sadly. They seemed to know everything. However, I couldn't remember anything.



Since humans are slower and weaker than some predators, why has no animal evolved to prey on humans?



Since humans are slower and weaker than some predators, why has no animal evolved to prey on humans? Oh, they tried.
They tried. Humans are, hands down, the most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle. You’re probably picturing primitive man as this. But you’re forgetting about human’s natural weapons. So what happens when primitive man ran into one of these? He got all his friends together put some rocks on sticks, and murdered the shit out of the big kitty. This is closer to what ancient man was like than those folks from Naked and Afraid. Do you think these guys would take any guff from a kitty? Here’s the other thing you have to consider.
Humans are just…weird.
If you don’t kill us right off, we generally heal.
We can eat a bunch of different things without dying.
We scar wicked easy, which is a useful survival trait.
And we walk upright.
We’re endurance walkers.
We are pursuit predators.
We’re the goddman Terminator. Seriously. Get a bunch of your rock and stick carrying buddies, and just sort of…follow stuff.
Sure, it’ll run away, but it will get tired.
So when the deer or the big kitty takes a break…we just sort of show up.
So it runs again.
And we show up again.
And it runs and runs and runs, till it can’t run no more.
And we show up.
And while it’s exhausted, we stab it to death, skin it for clothing, and eat it. We’re also insanely vindictive.
Think about it.
A few wolves in Europe killed a few humans, and now there are no wolves in Europe.
We killed them all. So yeah, ancient predators could kill one human fairly easily.
The problem is, we travel in packs.
We’re vindictive.
And we’re the terminator. An interesting note.
Look at our horror movies.
Specifically creature features.
How many of them feature monsters that use pursuit predation? A disproportionate number.
We’re terrified…of things that hunt us the way we hunt. I have been informed that there are in fact wolves still in Europe.
My mistake.
We didn’t quite drive them to extinction, and evidently they’re making a comeback.


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